Welcome to my site. I'm Dustin.
I need to be funded.
That's the whole site. You can keep scrolling, but it doesn't develop much past this. It also goes sideways now. That was a deliberate choice by a professional.
02 — About me
Some context, unprompted.
I build things for no particularly good reason. I have fourteen open projects and a strong opinion about all of them. Two of them have a logo. None of them have an ending.
In my free time I start more projects. This is the problem. Funding me will not fix it, but it will make it happen faster, which everyone agrees is better.
Beyond that: autistic dude, father of three, trying to make something out of this life and just be happy.
03 — What funding gets you
Nothing, delivered beautifully.
Some feel-good butterflies. That's the entire package. It has been extensively designed.
- ImmediatelyThe butterflies. A thank-you I actually mean.
- Shortly afterThe butterflies settle. That's the whole arc.
- NeverEquity, updates, or a say in anything. Nobody is going to email you.
04 — Questions
Asked rarely. Answered fully.
Is this a real fundraiser?
No. The Ko-fi is real. Everything else is a joke I've committed to further than expected.
What do you actually spend it on?
Projects, kids, life, bills. In whatever order the month decides.
Can I get a refund?
No, but you can get a second thank-you, which is arguably worse for both of us.
Why does this scroll sideways?
Because a vertical page would have made the joke land in eight seconds instead of forty.
How many times does this page ask me for money?
Check the bottom right. It's counting. It has been counting since you arrived.
05 — The ask
So. Fund me?
gofunddustin.com is a parody. There's no campaign, charity, or obligation of any kind — anything sent through Ko-fi is a voluntary tip to a guy with too many browser tabs. Butterflies offered in good humour, delivered on a timeline best described as "eventually."